Context: I accidentally ran over a small portion of grass on my driveway. This is my Dad's reaction:
I am angry over this driveway nonsense Tomorrow u will go to Home Depot and buy me two bags of black mulch. Then you will go to hicks and purchase two late blooming day lilies. The day lilies should be the largest most established that u can find there. And you r not to park in my driveway again. This was personal because I spent days last year doing that side of the house.
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