The nuns walk up to the Pearly Gates and are greeted by St. Peter.
"Hello ladies. In order to get into Heaven you have one final task. You all must answer one question each to enter the Holy Gates of Heaven."
The nuns each looked at each other and nodded in agreement.
Nun #1 steps up preparing herself for the question she has to answer for eternal life.
St. Peter asks the first nun, "Who was the first man on the earth?"
Nun #1 answers, "Adam, of course."
Bells rang, Angels sang, and the gates of Heaven open. She walks through and they close behind her.
Nun #2 steps up and says, "Ok, I am ready."
St. Peter asks, "Who was the first woman on earth?"
Nun #2 hides a small chuckle, in disbelief of the simple question, "Eve was the first woman on the earth."
Bells rang, Angels sang, and the gates of Heaven open. She passes through the gates and they close.
Nun #3 prepared herself for the question to follow her sisters to everlasting life.
St. Peter cleared his throat and asks, "What was Eve's first thought the first time she saw Adam naked?"
Nun #3 pauses. Thinks for a while.
Perplexed, she thinks out loud, "Hmmm, that's a hard one..."
The Bells rang, Angels sang, and the gates of Heaven open.
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