... And then he said...!

Warning: this is a question, not a joke.

So in the movies and in TV they frequently will have cut to a character delivering the punchline of a joke. Often the punchline follows a format like "...and then he said, 'that's not my wife! That's a space alien!'"

Do any of you know any jokes that actually end that way?

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