And the lord said ‘take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you"

A black kid and a...

...were debating about who's father is the coolest. The black kid says: "My...

Never put off...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about entirely.

Today I was...

Today I was approached by Beyonce who had just finished setting up at the...

I always get...

Which one means you like to fuck 18 wheelers?

Where do cowboys...

Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.

Genie and...

A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a...

A blonde works in...

and her boyfriend has terrible dandruff, so one day she asks the Dr. what she...

My son called me...

I said sometimes. Why? He said well I just gambled with a fart and lost.

The White House...

So the government sets up an auction for who gets the job. An American, a...

People tell me...

But i say whatever floats your goat.