So the government sets up an auction for who gets the job. An American, a Russian, and a Pakistani show up.
The American bids $3000. The officer says hmm, thank you, we'll get back to you.
The Russian bids $2000. Same thing.
The Pakistani bids $10,000. The officer is taken aback, and asks him "What the hell are you going to do for $10,000?" He replies "$4000 for you, $4000 for me, and we give the deal to the Russian."
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