A black kid and a white kid .....

...were debating about who's father is the coolest. The black kid says: "My daddy is the coolest, he got expensive cars, a lot of money in the bank, and a girlfriend on the side" The white kid replies: "My daddy is cooler because he eats light bulbs." The black kid asked: "Whatcha' mean your daddy eats light bulbs?" The white kid replies: "One night before bed I over heard my daddy tell my mommy "Turn off the light honey, I think I'm gonna eat it"

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