“Aye! What creature art thouest?” the elves inquired.
The manatee responded in a kinky way, “Aye, I am the undercover manatee who goes by the name Agent O.”
The elves again inquired, “Are you here to steal our pot of gold?!”
“No,” responded Agent O, again in a kinky way, “I am here to steal the rainbow leading into the pot of gold.”
A bit confused, the elves asked the manatee, “But why are you here to steal our rainbow which beautifies our pot of Gold?!”
“Because,” Agent O responded, this time in the kinkiest of fashions, “The skin of my kind is gray and colorless. The colors of this rainbow will be applied to our skin, thus making our skin beautiful and appealing.”
Alas, the kinky manatee stole the rainbow, and placed gently the rainbow into his burlap sack.
“The colors are mine!” Agent O shouted as he leaped into the river.
As he swam away, the elves pitter pattered over to the riverbank. Understandably distraught, the elves began squealing, and cried out in highest pitch of voices,
“O, the Hue Manateeeee!”
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