... when they all were killed in a traffic accident. They arrived at the pearly gates at the same time, and stood staring at each other for a minute. Finally the Methodist minister goes up to St Peter and asks to be let in.
St Peter looks at his book and says, "It says here I can't let you in. All your life, you loved alcohol. In fact you loved alcohol so much that you wouldn't marry a woman unless her name was Sherry."
The Methodist minister walks away, dejected. The Presbyterian minister then walked up.
St Peter says, "I can't believe I got two in a row. I can't let you in here, either. All your life, you loved money. In fact, you loved money so much, that you wouldn't marry a woman unless her name was Penny."
The whole time, the Baptist preacher has been watching and listening. As the Presbyterian minister walked away from the pearly gates, the Baptist preacher looked at his wife and said, "Well, hell ... we may as well walk out with him, Fanny."
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