Timmy learns about construction

Little Timmy's sitting at home complaining to his mom that he's bored.
A new house is being built next door so she says, "Why don't you go next door and maybe you can learn something about construction. Just make sure to stay out of everyone's way." "OK." Timmy replies and heads next door. Hours later, Timmy finally comes back home. "Wow, you've been over there all day." his Mom says. "You must have learned a lot about construction." "I sure did!" he replies. "Well, what did you learn?" she asks. "Well, first you put the motherfucker up and the piece of shit won't fit. So, you take the son of a bitch down, take off a couple cunt hairs and slap the bastard back up." Timmy's mom is taken aback and warns him, "You wait til your father gets home." A short while later, Timmy's dad finds him in his room. "So," he says, "your mother tells me you learned a bit about construction today. Why don't you tell me what you learned." "Well," Timmy says, "first you put the motherfucker up and the piece of shit won't fit. So, you take the son of a bitch down, take off a couple cunt hairs and slap the bastard back up." Timmy's dad's face goes beet-red. "That's it. Go get the switch." he says angrily. "Fuck you, Dad, that's the electrician's job."