So this man well past his prime hasn't had sex with his wife in years because he just can't get it up. They've tried everything from sex tapes to blue pills and nothing works. One day this man goes to a gypsy and tells her his troubles. The gypsy hands him a potion and says "It's a one time use but money back guaranteed best sex you've ever had and it will last as long as you want."
A little skeptical the man says "I see... Well how does it work?"
The gypsy explains that all he has to do is drink the concoction, count to three, and have at it. The man says "I see... Well how do I get it to stop? I have work tomorrow and I can't just walk around with my dong strapped to my leg all day"
The gypsy replies "That's simple. You just count to four. You say one, two, three, four and it's gone."
The man, still a little skeptical decides to try it. With a money back guarantee what could possibly go wrong?
The man goes home to his wife excited and says "Go freshen up, we're having sex tonight!" Excited, his wife rushes to the bedroom, gets changed, freshens up, and yells down to him "I'm ready for you!!"
The man heads up stairs, downs this vial of mystery juice, throws open the bedroom door and says "One.. Two.. Three!"
*boing!* His donger shoots up like a rocket. His wife is in awe. She hasn't been that excited in years.
She says to him "Holy shit! Look at that thing! That's amazing! But... What's the One, Two, Three for?"
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