So today was the day. Dave and Margie were boarding the plane on their long awaited trip to Hawaii. They take their seats and the pilot announces "our trip today will be about 5 hours and the weather report is very good, so just sit back and relax". And not knowing his mic was still on the pilot turns to the co-pilot and says:" hey I could really use a blowjob and a cup of coffee right about now". Judy the flight attendant hears this and goes running down the aisle for the cockpit and runs past Dave, who then yells:"Mam!!!! You forgot the coffee"
This was and oldie a friend of mine told me awhile ago.
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