One drunken night, I returned home from the bar with a new lady friend. It had been way too long since I had been laid, so my standards weren't too high by this point. As we start having sex, it feels ROUGH.
"We are just going to have to stop.. this hurts", I said.
"Ohh *that*. Want me to fix it"? She asked.
She then goes the to the bathroom, comes back out and jumps on top of me.
"Holy shit, this is the best sex I've ever had! What in the world did you do in there?", I asked.
"Nothing really. I just had to pick off all of the scabs and let the pus drain out".
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