and extolling the virtues of being reckless and enjoying life while young.
"When I was your age, I went to Paris with some lads and we had a great time! We had our way with any French women we wanted, pissed on the Eifel tower, and beat the shit out of every Frog that crossed our paths! You have to live it up while you're young!"
So the grandson got some buddies and went to Paris. After thoroughly getting the shit beat out of them for picking fights, assaulting women, and vandalizing monuments, the boy returned home to his grandfather, dejected.
"Grandpa, it wasn't anything like you said - we did all of that stuff you did but we got our asses handed to us", he says in tears.
"Well, kid, who'd you go with?"
"Just some of my college buddies", he sniffs, "why, who did you go with?"
"The Third Reich!"
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