An old woman goes to the doctor. "I keep farting but it's always silent and it doesn't smell" she says. The doctor gives her some prescription pills and tells her to come back in a week. A week passes and she comes back to the doctor. "I don't know what you gave me but I still fart just as much and now it stinks like hell" she says. The doctor replies, "Well now that we have your nose working again let's try to fix your hearing."
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