An old woman catches her long time poolboy rummaging through her drawers one day.
"Pervert!" She screams. "You will be punished for this!"
"Now, take off my shoes"
And the poolboy takes off her shoes.
"Now my stockings."
He takes off her stockings.
"Now unbutton my blouse!"
He does, reluctantly.
"And lastly, my bra."
The poolboy weeps as he does what he's told.
The old woman looks at him sternly and says....
"If I EVER catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
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