An married old man is driving down a road when he see a police car in the rear view mirror, lights flashing. The old man drives for a bit longer before realizing the cop is trying to pull him over. He pulls over to the side of the road, and the cop stops behind him. The cop gets out of the car and goes over to the old man's car.
"Sir," says the cop, "Why didn't you stop when I put my lights on?"
"Sorry," says the old married man, "I just didn't realize."
"Well, never mind that," The cop says, "I pulled you over to let you know that your wife fell out of your car a few miles back."
"Oh, thank God!" The old man says, relieved, "I thought I had gone deaf."
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