So I'm approaching a light and there is a car waiting for the light to change in the lane in front of me. As I approach the light I drop my coffee. The lid didn't come off so I reached for it before it all spilled out and I tapped the bumper of the car in front of me.
A little person opens the door and walks back to my door and waits with his hands on his hips for me to open the window. As I get it rolled all the way down he says, "I am not happy". So I asked, "Then which one are you?"
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