On straight

Mr. Smith was always embarrassed that his wife never wore underwear.


One winter she caught a bad cold.


So Mr. Smith called the doctor.


He told him, my wife has a horrible cold and she has a horrible habit of never wearing underwear.


So when the doctor came to their house the doctor looked down her throat. He said, "You should really start wearing underwear. "


Mrs. Smith asked, "If you can tell I'm not wearing underwear by looking down my throat, can you look up my asshole and tell me if my hat's on straight?"


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman