An old man holds his dog's leash...

while sitting on a bench in the park they would come to for the past twelve years and as the old man sits there gently rubbing his fingers against the metal tag, he thinks about the same now motionless tag that not too long ago was bouncing around Goldie's neck as he excitedly ran in the grass chasing birds and squirrels. As he looks out into that park his best friend used to gleefully roam, a couple rollerbladers skate by and one yells to the other,

"Dude, I really gotta take a huge piss so we gotta stop up ahead!"

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