were out fishing one day. The old man reached into the cooler and pulled out a beer. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa says, "Well I don't know, can your pecker touch your butthole?" The little boy is confused but answers "No". After a bit Grandpa reaches into his pocket, pulls out his cigarettes and lights one. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigarette?" Grandpa says, "Sure, but only if your pecker can touch your butthole." "It can't", says the boy. Grandpa says, "Sorry, you can't have one then." They go back to fishing and after a while the little boy reaches into his bag and pulls out some cookies. Grandpa says, "Say, can I have one of those cookies?" The little boy asks, "Can your pecker touch your butthole?" Grandpa smiles and says "Why yes it can!" The little boy replies, "Well then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies."
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