After a few moments, the woman pipes up and asks, "I haven't seen you here before."
He replied, "I lived in the neighborhood many years ago."
"Oh, where did you go?"
"I've been in prison for 35 years."
"Why? You seem like such a nice person."
He very quietly said, "I committed murder. I killed my wife, but they found one of the pieces of her body."
"Oh, so you're single."
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