A little boy, a lawyer along with the pilot were on a plane flying high over a forest when suddenly the engines die and the wings break off from the plane. The pilot comes running from the cockpit yelling "the plane is crashing! We only have 3 parachutes so someone is going to have to stay on!" Upon hearing this the lawyer took the first parachute in his immediate vision and jumped off, he was followed by the pilot. When the little boy was about to jump he saw the old man crying so he asked him what's wrong. The old man said "I'm going to die, there are no more parachutes" the boy ran to the back of the plane found a parachute and gave it to him. Surprised the old man asked him how he got a 4th parachute when there were only 3, The boy replied "the lawyer took my backpack."
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