There's a new prescription sleep aide on the market...

...it's being touted around like Ambien but also seems to have a sort of secondary underground market. Listening to the commercial it said "side-effects may include: lightheadedness, dizziness, dry mouth, upset stomach, headache, or waking up in Bill Cosby's bed."

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