I was waiting in a long security line at the airport in Orlando, Florida. People were fussing, moaning and groaning.
I heard a mom say to her son, “It won’t be too long, and you don’t even need to take your shoes off.” The boy replied, “Can we get a fast pass?”
I chuckled to myself, thinking they must have just come from Disney World.
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