An old Jewish man is on his deathbed, and his family is gathered around him. He's too weak to lift his head or even open his eyes, but he can talk to his family.
"Rachel, my beloved wife of fifty-seven years. The love of my life, my soulmate, the woman God created me to be with, are you here?"
She replies "yes, my wonderful husband. I'm here, just like I swore I would be all those years ago at our wedding. I'm here."
The old man smiles. "David, my eldest son, my firstborn, my little *mensh*. Are you here?"
He replies "yes Father, I'm here, right by your side."
The old man smiles. "Isaac, my brilliant son, my pride and joy, are you here?"
He replies "yes Father, I got the first plane from New York and I'm here."
The old man smiles. "Elijah, my heroic youngest son, who fights for our freedom in the military, are you here?"
He replies "yes Father, I got a leave of absence and I'm here."
The old man smiles. "Sarah, my beautiful daughter, the light of my life, my little angel, are you here?"
She replies "yes *abba*, I'm here, we're all here, right by your side."
The old man nods. "So who's watching the store?"
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