An old hag died.

She was a mother, a wife, and a mother-in-law. Everybody knew that she and her son-in-law hated each other.

But, on the day of the funeral, people arrive at the church and see something unexpected: the son-in-law, over the open casket, holding the hands of the dead woman, forehead pressed to her forehead. He looks like he's been crying.

One of the guests gently taps him on the shoulder and says:

"I'm sorry, we didn't know you loved her so much..."

The son-in-law replies after a brief pause:

"When she died, I was so happy I went drinking. I drank for three days straight. I have a hangover so fierce, I cried. And this bitch... she's so pleasantly cold right now"