...he finds a welder's helmet, puts it on and continues playing.
A van pulls up and the driver, an older guy says "hey kid wanna get some ice cream?" The kid lifts the faceplate of the helmet, thinks and answers, "okay" and then gets into the van.
After a few blocks the driver asks "kid, do wanna put my penis in your mouth?" The kid thinks and says "ahhh, no thanks."
A few blocks more and the driver asks "kid, do you want to put your penis in my mouth?" The kid thinks and says "ahhh, no thanks."
A mile down the road the driver asks "kid, how about putting your sweet little boy dick in my butthole?" The kid thinks and say "ahhh, no thanks."
A few seconds later the driver asks "kid, how about me putting my big man dick in your butthole?" The kid thinks and say "ohhhh, no, I see, no...um...I'm not really a welder."
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