An old couple gets pulled over in Oklahoma. The cop says to the man driving, "License please." The cop looks at the id and says, "wow, you're from Montana. I once went there and had the worst piece of ass in Montana." The wife says "what'd the officer say honey?" The husband replied, "He says he knows you."
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