A middle aged Irishman walks up to a bar before noon and asks for six shots of whiskey.
Concerned, the bartender asks, "Uhm. Is this all for you? I don't see any friends with you. It's awful early."
The Irishman nods and smiles. "Yes yes. Only me."
The bartender places his hands on the counter. "Are you going to space these out? I know you're Irish, but I'm not gonna toss you six shots unless it's some sort of special occasion. At this rate you'll be on the floor by three o'clock. "
The Irishman nods, "Well as a matter of fact, I've just had me first blow job!"
The bartender, taken aback, cracks a grin and brings up six shot glasses. "Well I'll be! I guess you do have reason to celebrate!"
He produces the whiskey bottle with a flourish, spinning it in his hand, and pours six very generous shots. "On the house!" The bartender says.
The Irishman beams and tosses back the six shots in quick succession. He sets down the last glass and says, "Thank you kindly sir! I didn't think I was ever going to get the taste out of me mouth."
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