Some time ago, while chatting with a friend, the topic of religion came up. I told him I didn't believe in god, and he asked me:
-Well, you MUST have a bible at your house, no?
\- Well, yes, you are right. But it's not a regular bible. It's one of those bibles with a hole inside, and I have a gun there. You see, I have a feeling that one day, a burglar will go into my home and try to kill me. As a last wish I will ask him to read from my bible. And then I will shoot the motherfucker! That'll teach him to not be a fucking moron and believe in god!
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