...and orders three pints. The bartender asks. "Why three?"
The man replies, "I told my two brothers back in Ireland that every day I would drink a pint to remember each of them."
Time goes by, and every day the man orders three pints. Then one day, he orders only two. The bartender suddenly realizes what's happened, and says, "I'm so sorry for your loss."
The man says, "Whatever do you mean?"
"Well, I see you've ordered just two pints, I figured one of your brothers must've died..."
"Oh, no, my brothers are just fine, But me, I've given up drinking."
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