Topical Jokes for 7/13


Jersey Shore star “J-WOWW” gave birth to a baby girl. To commemorate giving birth, J-WOWW has changed her name to “V-JAYOWW.”

…JWOWW took photos of her newborn daughter, then posted them to Tinder.

Researchers predict that summer temperatures will be 12 degrees higher by the year 2100. So if you plan on heading to the beach in 86 years — wear a hat.

In Seattle, the city attorney apologized for accidentally bringing bags of marijuana to work. The city attorney then rushed off to court, to give a marijuana dealer the death penalty.

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