He approaches them and asks, "ye lassies look fine to me, whaddaya say we hit the bedroom?"
One of the girl nervously replies, "i'm sorry, but we're lesbians".
Then the irishman says "What the bloody ell does that mean?"
The other girl replies "well, it means we like to have sex with women."
The irishman looks up and shouts at the bartender, "3 beers for us lesbians."
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