He's sick of people thinking he's thick because of his accent. He spends a week in an intensive course and comes out speaking the Queen's best English.
His first day out he goes into a shop and says to the man behind the counter "Hello old boy I'll have a copy of The Times and some cigars please."
The man looked at him and said "you're Irish aren't you?"
The man is crestfallen and says "how the fook did ye know that?"
The man behind the counter replied "Because this is a dry cleaners."
(feel free to change nationality to whoever is butt of stupid jokes in your part of the world)
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