Where old guys eat

A group of softball players, all in their 40's, discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Hooters because the waitresses were young, good looking, had big breasts and wore short-shorts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the softball buddies once again
discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that
they would meet at Hooters because the food and service was good, they had
many televisions to watch the games on, and the beer selection was
excellent.
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>> Ten years later, at age 60, the team again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Hooters because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and
it was good value for the money.
Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet
for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because
the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the
disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters
because they had never been there before

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