So there's this girl who really wants to borrow her dad's car so she can go on a date. She asks her dad for the car and he says "Hunny you know the rules, if you want to borrow the car you need to suck my dick!" The daughter says "no dad that's fucking gross" and walks away.
A little while later the daughter returns. Desperate to get the car so she can go on the date she decides to suck her dads dick. She starts sucking and stops suddenly. "Dad why does your dick taste like shit?"
Dad laughs "oh yea, your brother has the car"
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