Patrick and Mick were building a house. As Mick was nailing up the siding, he would look at the nails and throw every 3rd or 4th one out. Patrick went over and said "Why ya be doing that?" To which Mick replied, "They put the head on the wrong side of the nail." Patrick quickly snapped back, "You Idiot!!! Can't you see those are for the other side of the house!"
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