The water level was high enough to drown the whole house. The priest was praying at this difficult hour. A while later, a man who is rowing a wooden door comes to the priest and offers him for help, 'come with me father. This door can hold both of us. You are not safe here.' The priest replies, 'You are very generous child. But I have my faith in the Lord. I am sure he has a plan for me.' The man leaves the Priest alone.
The water level rises up to the priest's knee and a motorboat comes along and offers help to him. The priest once again denies the offer saying 'The Lord' has plan for him.
Now the water level is already up to his chest but he is still praying. A rescue helicopter comes along and drops the ladder but the priest once again denies the help. The helicopter leaves without the priest.
This time the water reaches higher than the priest and he drowns and wakes up in heaven. He is furious that God betrayed him. So he walk up to God and says,' O father. I trusted you and you have failed me. How could you do that to me?' God looks at him and says, 'So you're telling me that a rescue helicopter wasn't enough for you?'
Not that funny, but there's a lesson to be learned.
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