..at her home pointed to an exquisite vase on thesideboard and asked,"Do you keep anything in it?"
Yes, my husband's ashes,"came
the reply.
“I am sorry,” apologized the agent, “I did not know he was deceased.”
"He isn't-he is just too lazy to
hunt for an ashtray."
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