and the doctor informs him that he needs to run some cautionary tests that will require samples of his urine, stool, and blood. The old man says, "That's great news! This should be the fastest doctors visit I've ever had!" The man starts to take his pants off to which the doctor says, "Sir, what are you doing?! I need to get the sample cups and prepare the needle. This will probably take at least another hour." The old man is now nude from waist down. "Nice try, doc, but I'll be on my way now. This pair of underwear I'm leaving will have all the urine, stool, and blood you'll need!"
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