An exam in the millitary. An officer (O) asks a soldier (S) a tricky question: "You are on a plane with four terrorists. One is right behind you - he has a knife. Another one on your left - he has a gun. Another one on your right - he has a rifle and the one in front of you has a bomb. What will you do?"
S: "What kind of plane is it?"
O: "Whats the difference. An IL-86 (normal passanger plane)"
S: "How high are we?"
O: "Whats the difference?"
S: "I need it to answer"
O: "Hmm 10 000 meters"
S: "10 000 meters? How fast are we flying?"
O: "Meybe 900 kilometers an hour".
S: "So the question is: what would I do if I were on a IL-86, that is flying 10 000 meters over the ground at the speed of 900 kilometers an hour and there were four terrorists around me with a knife, a gun, a rifle and a bomb, right?"
O: "Right!"
S: "Well first of all, Id shit myself."
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