The waiter comes to their table and says very politely: "Excuse me, sirs, unfortunately if you order a steak you might not get one, as there is a shortage."
The Ethiopian replies: "What's a "steak"?"
The Texan replies: "What's a "shortage"?"
The New Yorker replies: "Hey mac, what the fuck is "excuse me"?"
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