Little Johnny had his English exam the next day and he was hell bent on scoring good marks so he learnt his essay on 'Describe a Cow' by heart.
*A cow has four legs... It eats grass... Etc etc.*
The next day beaming with confidence he sat in the exam. As he looked at the question paper he cursed, "Mother fucker", the essay asked was "A picnic you went to'.
He began writing the paper:
*I went to a picnic with my family. I saw a cow. It has four legs...*
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