For the final test the men are each given a gun and told they must go into a room and kill their wife. First the englishman goes in and after 5 minutes comes out crying saying he just cant do it. The scotsman goes in next and after 10 minutes he come out crying that he just cant do it. Finally the irishman goes in and after 20 minutes leaves the room out of breath and covered in sweat "what the hell happened in there?" said the military officer "Well" began the irishman "the gun wasnt loaded so i beat her to death with the chair"
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