After taking his seat on a plane, a young man was startled to see a pigeon strapped in next to him.
After take off, he asked the flight attendant for a cup of coffee, but the pigeon yelled over him "Get me a whiskey, now!"
A few moments later the attendant returned with the whiskey, but no coffee.
"Hey, dumbass," the pigeon demanded after downing his drink, "another whiskey!"
The attendant hurried to bring the pigeon the whiskey, but forgot the coffee.
Upset at being ignored, the man decided to try the pigeon's approach.
"Hey!" he yelled at the attendant. "Get me a coffee now!"
A moment later, the door to the cockpit opened and the co-pilot came over.
"We've had enough of you two."
He grabbed the man and the pigeon and tossed them out of the plane door at thirty thousand feet.
As they plunged downward, the pigeon turned to the man and nodded to him, "You know what, that was really gutsy, buddy, especially for someone who can't fly."
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