But are all told they can each take something into their cell with them.
The Englishman thinks and says "I'll take a sexy Blonde girl in with me"
The Irishman thinks and says "I'll take a lifetime supply of beer"
The Scotsman thinks and he says "I'll take a million cigarettes"
The High court judge thought for a moment and nodded, allowing them all their wishes.
Once their sentences have been served they are all released and are asked how it was for them and if they think any problems arose for them with their wishes.
the Englishman stood and said "I think I have an STD"
the Irishman stood and said "I think I have major liver problems"
the Scotsman stood and said "anybody got a lighter?"
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