The drinks arrive and a fly is found floating in each drink. The Englishman sends his drink back in disgust. The Scotsman tosses his drink back fly and all without a second thought. The Irishman snatches the fly out by the wings and holds it over the glass demanding "Spit it out you thieving bastard!"
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