An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. Well, said the Englishman, I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver. I support the Hearts club, said the Scotsman, so I'll eat the heart. I support Arsenal, said the Irishman, but I seem to have lost my appetite.
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