An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists. The terrorist leader said, Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about. The Englishman replied, I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown. The Canadian replied, Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity. The American replied, Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking.
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