I saw whipped peanut butter in the store today ...

... so I pointed it out to my friend, Tori.

Tori: Weird. Would it even taste any different?

Me: I don't know. Since they whipped it, it would be my assumption that they would, y'know ... whip it good.

Tori: God dammit, ChickeninEveryPot. God dammit.

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